Its that time of the year when all us Europeans gather together for a big competition to decide who has the most friends. It's called the Eurovision. Last year, we did spectacularly. We were within inches of achieving our goal of finishing with zero points until those albanian b******s decided to give us 5 points. I swear, that was our plan all along!

Anyway, we learned our lesson last year. This time we're going to put in an entry that simply cannot fail! Ladies and gents, i present to you, Dustin The Turkey, singing our Eurovision entry. Save us all.